- these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
- girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
- girl 2: loki! duh!
- girl 1: uh no it was hulk
- girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
- girl 1: you're the weirdo!
- their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”
Good job, internet!
i have a friend who joined tumblr then i suddenly started getting texts like
“who the fuck is cousin matt?”
“what the hell is a sea pancake????”
“what does everyone mean by Benedict is.. the.. real?”
“thats not an MRI scan wtf, why are they saying that?”
“who’s becky and what happened to her?”
and he ended up deleting his account
Fandom life clearly isn’t for everyone
i didnt choose fandom life. fandom life chose me.
I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.